Dog Valentines

Roses are red
I like dogs
The best thing about you
Is that you're not a yule log
Roses are red
Zooey is a dog
When I try to have a conversation with you
You just monologue
Roses are red
You're as smart as a dog
Your voice is sing songy
Just like Werner Herzog
Roses are red
You smell like wet dog
Your conversation is interesting
Like a card catalogue
Roses are red
You're loyal as a dog
Living with you
Is like living with a totalitarian demagogue

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